Sunday, June 26, 2011

Quickie and other Sunday tidbits

Ahoy hoy everyone!

Thought I'd give you all an update. Thanks again everyone for the well wishes on my last post.
It's been about a week since I went to the hospital for this (TMI if you click this link). I wish I could say it's all good, but it's not. Not as bad as then, but definitely still sore. I'm also having a hell of a time scheduling an appointment with a urologist for a follow up.

And I guess the the fight song of my life's soundtrack make more sense now. Cause, my back hurts since my posture is all crap from trying to keep my other problem from hurtin too much. Here it goes again... :\
Ah well at least I know how to take care of my back and it should feel better when I go see my chiro.

Pictured - Not my chiropractor
 Alright, now, on to more light stuff.... I've only turned on the option for google to search my blog about a month or so ago. So I don't have many searched done. I know unless you want to specifically check up on me, you wouldn;t really have any reason to visit, so I have a really low search count, which is fine.

But I swear the few I have are hilarious! I have 9 search results that ended up on my blog.  Four of which are variations on "blogspot ahoy hoy". So do those people googling that, WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING ME INSTEAD!?!  ;p

Now for the weird, the single individual search (ahoy hoy blogspot owould be #1 with all the combos) would be "Micheal Ignatieff"! Seriously, a boring politician is the search term that brought the most people to my blog? Crap... I gotta start posting more about porn stars.... then imagine all the hits!

Speaking of porn stars.... "hoy guy porn" is third in the list. Now obviously some people were so excited, they couldn't even type hot properly, but hey, welcome! Just ummmm I hope you don't mind if I ask you to wash your hands.... Also in the porn theme is ahoyhoyporn. I just did a quick google search. Holy crap, there is a porn blog called ahoy hoy porn! Bwahahahaha... imagine the poor user looking for some porn, only to stumble unto my blog.... now that had to have been a mood killer.

Actual top image for ahoy hoy porn.... and it links to my blog!
Rounding out the search criteria are "ahoy hoys best port". Which is weird cause the only ports that I think I would ever have talked about would be computer ports....

And last but not least... "can hell week be extended" and to that I say HELL NO!!!! Why the hell would anyone want a hellish week to be extended? You have serious issues!

Welp, hope everyone had a nice weekend! I have another short week as Friday is Canada day! So have a good week everyone.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

update on my pain.... and very much TMI (might be nsfw-ish if office is very prudish too)

Hmmmm that sounds liek a good emo title. I may keep that for a future update, maybe a woe is me poem for the future when im drunk and wearing black mascara.

Instead this post is about actual physical pain. So WARNING!!!!! The following post details stuff that most, nay all of you may want to skip. Seriously.... there will be too much information ahead!

Look I even added an image to show how serious I am!




Wow, still here? That bored at work huh? Ok... well here's my painful story for your amusement...

Welp... as many of you know... I've been having some problems down there. Basically, some days it felt like my boys where being squeezed. Saturday I wanted to see my doc, but the office was closed and they'd only open on Tuesday.

eh no worries, if the pain didn;t get any worse, I could make it until Tuesday. Famous last words....

Staurday went by... not too bad, a little worse, but maybe a good nights sleep would help. Sunday morning, eh not much better. But bearable, until the night came along. I was walking home from my parents. By the time I got home, it felt like someone had a deathgrip on me. I mean lying down in tears, freaking out kind of pain.

I finally gave up, called y parents and they drove me to the ER. Yes, it was so bad, I caved and decided to risk hours of wait and possibly catching other nasty stuff... it was that bad!

Well good news for me though, apperantly testicular pain is something serious, andI got blood sample taken right away as well as put on a higher priority. I was basically in and out in about 3 hours. The doc gave me a prescirption for a different set of antibiotics. As well I had to return the next day to get an ultra sound done and a follow up with an ER doc.

Oh and one last surprise, I had to get an antibiotic shot... in the butt. Yep, the needle going in wasn't bad, but feeling the injection itself and immediately after... let's just say I hobbled out of there.

The next day was uneventful but long. Ultra sound was done quickly and didn;t show anything worriesome. But the ER was PACKED that morning and even though I had a higher priority since I was there for a follow up, I waited like 3 hours before a doc saw me again. So she gave me a number for a urologist to follow up with after im done with this batch of meds.

I just ended day one of the new meds (about to take the second pill) and I have to admit, I;m cautiously optimistic. It's a bit better. I need to fax in the paper the ER doc gave me before being able to setup an appointment with the urologist, so that will be done tomorrow.

And while all of this sucked donkey balls (and felt at times like I got kicked in the balls by a donkey) the absolute worst part is that I missed my sisters graduation. At least I was able to catch the webcast of it and join my family for supper, but it really sucks that I couldn't be there :(

Welp, that's my story of woe. Why am I sharing this? Well I guess the pain isn;t gone... so I am still scared that this might have more complications. Especially since it took like 4 weeks before getting to this point. just need to vent out, clear my head and hopefully let some of the worry go by sharing.

If you have read all the way through this, I am sorry that you went through all of that.

Oh and for those of you curious, the docs suspect I have Epididymitis
And before anyone wonders, no it was not from an STD. My boys have been fondled more times in the past 48 hours then they well almost ever and the last time was well over a year maybe a year and a half ago!

Great, just my luck, I somehow still got an STD without the action!

ugh.... anyway, sorry again for putting you through all of this. Time to pop my pill and hopefully get back to normal!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Update and the soundtrack to my life

Ahoy hoy everyone!

I just wanted to thank everyone for their comments on my last post. It really helped, and I just hope that I can be as good a friend to all of you as you've been with me.

So quickie update on me, I am feeling a bit better, at least moral wise. Still not rainbows and unicorns, but definitely away from being all emo-y

Good lord if I ever get to that, shoot me!

Physically, well it still feels like someone is squeezing the boys sometimes (and not in the good way). Finished off my second batch of anti-biotics but nothing much has changed. Wanted to see my doc this morning as a walk in patient, but just my luck, the office was closed :\  They open again on Tuesday. Joy.
The pain is usually bareable most of the time and sometimes even forgettable, so I'm not too worried just yet. But I know it's a big reason for my blahs.

Ok enough about my health, cause I'm sure it's WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too much information for you guys.

So a light entry today ofr today. This has been going around the blogosphere I bleieve and since I'm a sheep, I'm doing it too! :D

"Story of my life" or was it "The soundtrack of my life"? Eh, it was something like that.... Anywho, the rules:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For everyline, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool…

Besically this would be the soundtrack of my Lifetime Movie. For this, I'm using my mp3 player which I talked about in this post. And because I love you all, the songs link to their youtube clips :)

Opening Credits:
REM - It's the end of the world
I bet that's what my parents thought when I was born, so I guess it fits.

Waking Up:
Jay Sean - Down
Hmmmm not really a wake up song.... but it's up beat I guess

First Day At School:
Mercenaries 2 - Oh no you didn't
Lol, this was used in an add for the game. I have the ad version which was the first 30 seconds or so... it's hilarious and I guess could fit into the school/bully thing lol.

Fight Song:
OK Go - Here it goes again

Sounds like my life is a never ending battle lol. Ah well, here it goes again....

Breaking Up:
Robert Randolph & the Family Band - Aint Nothin' Wrong with That

Well I guess I wasn't too broken up about it. :p

Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World

Altogether now... awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel The Noize
HAHAHA!!!! I wish more girls would follow those lyrics in my life :p
Not bad as far as life athem goes.... let's get wild, wild, wild!

Mental Breakdown:
Weezer - "Memories"
 Yeah, a song from Jackass is definitely a sign of a mental breakdown! It's also a pretty good mid-life crisis song lol

Glee - Halo & Walking on sunshine
 Don't judge me and my liking of Glee! But yeah, it's a pretty upbeat song.... oh my god.... this is were my life becomes a chick flick isn't it? ;p

Nana Mouskouri - Le temps de cerises

Not bad. A good flashback song. In fact I first heard it in Porco Rosso (go watch it, it's great!) and it sort of fits that theme of looking back at past :)

Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
 Forever alone... :~(   
At least I'm upbeat about it ;)

Birth of Child:
Colbie Caillat - Bubbly

 Mostly a love/crush song, but a lot of it can fit for a new child too.

Final Battle:
 That's right, bring it! Not a bad fight song at all. Can get the blood flowing...
"If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?"

 So apperantly my death is a cause of celebration in the land. Forever alone... again :p
 Holy crap, what if I'm the villain, and that's way everyone's so happy? O.O

Funeral Song:
Ludacris feat. DTP - Growing pains
Hmmmmm.... not my life, but it is a reminiscing song. Doen't fit my life (so far lol) but yeah as a funeral soundtrack to a movie... I can see them playing it with a montage of my life....

End Credit:Vengaboys - We like to Party!  
Yes I'm ashamed I've never removed this from my player. But really at the end of it all, everyone should live their life like it's a party. (yeahh... I'll go with that...)

So all in all some while not specific to my life in some cases (I hope so) my mp3 player pulls through for me again! Even though it had to go and embarrass me a couple of times too :\
Welp. hope everyone has a great weekend. I have two short work weeks coming up WOOHOO!!! So go have fun and remember, We like to Party!

Edit. sorry for the funky formatting. Blogger is being a bitch and messing it up... so I'm not touching it anymore unless something is out of order....

Wednesday, June 15, 2011


Just a quick little emo rant from me today. Still alive. Been feeling a bit blue. Just one of those moments I guess.

My ummm "plumbing problems" don't seem to want to go away. I've been back to the docs too.... I dunno. I have some meds. Maybe wait a little after I run through the prescription to see if anything new. This has also the side effect of making me less mobile and willing to try to exercise. So (I am by no means fat or even chubby) I know I'm gaining weight...  and would like to nip that quickly before I have to buy myself new pants lol. 

I also get whiny in these moment... things just seem like they pile up. Work is bleh.... and been feeling kinda alone. Like I'm always the one that has to reach out and get a conversation going (online and off). So I go in this really teen I'm all alone in the world space in my head. Which is of course total and utter crap. But that voice usually wins out in times like this. 

And there's also the vicious cycle of guilt in feeling this bad, when I shouldn't because I have it so good. Which I'm sure I whined about in a a previous emo rant. 

Meh, hopefully I'll snap out of this soon. It's way too nice out to be feeling sorry for myself.

P.S. I'm keeping up with everyones blogs! Sorry if I don't always comment though... Reading them though is helping me out of this funk :)

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Blog herpes

Or blog-pes. It is a serious thankfully non life-threatening bug. Unlike it's real world cousin herpes, you actually don't mind swapping blog-pes around.

But isn't he cute?

For those of you who found this blog by searching for info about herpes. Obviously the wrong place. Sorry that you might have it. If it was cause you didn't use protection or some other careless act, well I hope you don't have it and that you learned your lesson: use protection!

Ok so what exactly did I catch? Well, the awesome Chio  gave the Versatile Blogger award right back to me. That's right, we're passing this bad boy around like horny retirees spreading STD's in Orlando (you're welcome for that lovely image).

So to get everyone up to speed:
Still just as shiny as when I gave it :D
The rules:

Rule 1. Thank and link to the person who nominated you.

Thank you Chio!

(and a thanks again to Mynx for the 1st one)
Rule 2. Share seven random facts about yourself.

So while it's awesome Chio gave gave me a shoutout and the award back, I now have to think of 7 more facts.... ugh...  Really I'm so boring, the first 7 were already hard to pick....

Well here goes:

1 - I always make sure my closet is closed before going to bed. It freaks me out when I'm half-asleep and I look over and it's opened.

2 - Speaking of sleep, in times of stress, I have these nightmares that it's the last day of the semester and I totally forgot this entire class that I needed to take to graduate.

3 - I finished uni like 7 years ago! Why do I still have those stupid nightmares.....

4 - For someone who works in the tech field, I am very slow to acquire the newest gadgets and signup for the latest cool sites. I still don't have a smartphone, no i-Whatever or any new gen consoles. I have a wii and a nice Sony LED tv and that's about the newest piece of hardware I have at my place right now....

5 - As evidence by my 2 drunken posts, I am a very cheap date. Sometimes just the taste of alcohol starts the tipsiness. So far I have managed to only be blazingly annoyingly drunk once in my life. Hope it stays that way.

6 - When I was around 15 and my sis was around 10, we saw a cock (roosters you filthy people) fight in the Philippines. Yes it's supposed to be for 18 and over. The people running it, just laughed at the sign and said that babies could watch if they wanted. My sis cried and couldn't stomach it. I just found the whole thing pointless and stupid.

7 - I do not have herpes. (Yeah, I ran out of ideas).

Rule 3. Pass the award along to 5 new-found blogging buddies.

Alright time to pass on the blogging love!

 Tapetum Lucidum -  Versatile (as well as funny and entertaining) probably sums up Kat's blog nicely. She's also the reason you are all subjected to my insane ramblings here. So go thank (complain to) her!

Absolutely Narcissism - Sandra is just hilarious. Always a fun read, and she's currently in a competition to be a writer In the Powder Room. Go read her blog then Vote for her if you're so inclined :)

Sugar Free Thoughts - One of my blogging drinking buddies! Her grandmother said it best (and I'm paraphrasing) "orange juice is just meant to add colour to vodka" 

Dawn @ Lighten Up! - My other blogging drinking buddy! I think the name of her blog says it all. Fun lighthearted looks into whatever is the subject of the post.

Tony Van Helsing's Mystery Theatre - Snippets about his life, musings and thoughts. Hasn't blogged as much lately due to various factors, but don't let that stop you!

Screw the rules! I have to add the lovely and talented Jewels who always has fun (and sometimes naughty) things to say! I aspire to he blog-someness.

I also just want to give a special shout out to Daily gossip and glitter who I will admit, I don't catch up on regularly, since I'm not a big follower of the entertainment industry. But it's worth checking out if you are! :D

So to recap, to those of you looking for info about herpes, I'll help you out just click here

But in a nutshell use protection kids!

And Remember this little song.... sound advice,
not just for protection against herpes but other nasties too!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

drunken post II


So I might be a little tipsy lol.

Bad news, ran out of orange juice :(

Good news, apple juice and ice with vodka isn't that bad :)

While I;'posting, I want to thank Chio ofr re-sending the award! I'll spread more blog love when I'm sober lol

Hope everyone has a great weekend! (yes I know it's only friday tmr, still it's the end of the week!) YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!